My Personal Response to the War Against Christmas Posts Showing-up on Facebook

Posted on November 29, 2011

I am gonna keep saying happy holidays, joyous solstice, happy Hanukkah, awesome Kwanza, have a rip snortin’ Yule, AND yes Merry Christmas and XMas, and yes I am gonna think about baby Jesus, but I am also going to enjoy my pseudo-pagan tree, be thankful the sun rises on the shortest day of the year and thankful to the fat man in the red suit. So while I am enjoying these things, keep politics out of it! The right-wing has messed up enough in America. Don’t let them spoil your holidays too!

Ghost Hunting on the Streets of Prague

Posted on May 05, 2011

This is a fun video my family did of our recent ghost hunt in Prague.

please install flash

 

 

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Top 10 Reasons Americans, or Anyone Else for that Matter, Shouldn’t Watch the Royal Wedding

Posted on April 28, 2011

Every once in a while an event comes along that makes me proud to be an American, a republican. In case you haven’t heard, Friday will be one of those times. From the over-blown, over-pompous parade, to the treacly comments on the bride’s shy and down to earth nature, everything will be broadcast live and in living (more or less color). So, my fellow Americans here are the Top 10 reasons you should be tuning out. But , if somehow you can’t avoid it, I also offer you the Official Royal Wedding Drinking Game:

10. A Rogues Gallery of Tyrants and Dictators – The Queen invited the Crown Prince of Bahrain, who is most certainly responsible for the deaths of dozens through various acts of state terror. However, at least he declined to attend. Other dignitaries from the despotic families of the Gulf Region will attend, including Saudi Arabia where de facto slavery is still practiced. King Mswati III of Swaziland will also be attending despite human rights abuses reported by Human Rights Watch.

9. The Big Dis – Not only were the Obamas not invited, neither were any of the former Labour Prime Ministers of the UK.

8. Camilla – Anyone bring an apple? Here we can find the first part of the Official Royal Wedding Drinking Game. Any time an announcer says the word, “horse” you have to say Camilla. If you say it, you are the winner (errr loser) and everyone else has to drink.

7. Who Are These People Anyway? – Have they ever done anything beyond just being born into wealth and privilege? Just why do they deserve 24/7 media coverage? Oh yeah, they’re getting married, right…

6. Diana – Isn’t her 15 minutes over yet? Her memory is also part of the Official Royal Wedding Drinking Game. Since she had the good sense to leave the zoo that is Buckingham Palace, every time an announcer says the word Diana, you are required to say, “Cheers!” and then drink. Trust me, it is one of the only ways you will manage to get through this.

5. Let’s Celebrate Imperialism – Why anyone would want to celebrate the memory of an empire that did-in more people than Nazi Germany is beyond me? The people of Ireland, India, South Africa, Kenya, Palestine, America, and many more should turn our backs on this travesty on mere principle. The world is still getting over the long-term hangover that is British Empire. It is certainly nothing to celebrate.

4. Because Tourists Are Money – A shout-out goes to John Lyden on this one. Our British cousins will beat us Americans over the head with this for the next 15 years to get us to visit grotty old country. In all seriousness, avoid this exploitation and go to Disneyland. The food is better!

3. Putting American Celebrities Back to Work – Britney, Lindsay, and Charlie Sheen… when was the last time you heard about these folks. In this economic downturn, America can’t afford to give all its precious coverage to foreigners (unless they move to Southern California). These are desperate times. Even Donald Trump had to resort to pretending to run for President just to get some press. What a world!

2. The Dress – This is the last part of the Official Royal Wedding Drinking Game. Every time an announcer says, “The Dress” everyone must drink and drink and drink and drink and…

1. The Bill – It has been estimated the Royal Wedding will cost British taxpayers a minimum of 20 million pounds. Somehow, I doubt if they will even bother to hand out even cake to the impoverished. Seriously, that’s not so funny.

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Holy Underwear, Batman!

Posted on April 26, 2011

Rarely does my jaw drop to the floor. Call me cynical, hard to shock, whatever you like, but I was amazed and amused by a recent video put out (pun intended) by Cenk Uygur and the Young Turks. What got me so worked-up may you ask? Well, only the most astoundingly awesome inventions ever: abstinence panties.

Click here to see what I’m talking about… CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF A SATIRICAL ARTICLE I WROTE FOR GODLESSCOMMIE.COM

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